Salma Hayek attended the 2008 Hollywood Domino tournament last night in Manhattan which she presumably thought was a costume ball. Otherwise, you got me on the "East German Princess Leia" look. On that note, goddamn, Salma Hayek is one solid woman. If I ever got locked in a bank vault with one celebrity, it'd be her. Solely for the fact she could pummel our way out using only those breasts. But only after she renders me unconscious for trying to repopulate the planet - which I still maintain wouldn't be such a bad idea. Won't somebody think of the children?!
