Did The Oprah Costa Nostra Cause Jolie's "Accident"?

Although the Oprah Costa Nostra has denied it, the recent "accident" that led to Angelina Jolie's head injury has left fans and people in general wondering if there's any truth in the accident's rumor.

Oprah is the #1 most influential person in the media, right? I mean she used her pull to encourage many many of her followers to influence the election in favor of Barack Obama. He even discussed the possibility on her show long before officially announcing his run for the presidency, although Oprah and First Lady Michelle seem to have had a recent falling out.

So, as I said, Oprah is THE most influential media person, right?

Wrong! It's Angelina Jolie!