Finding the perfect scent can be stinky

If Fergie can do it, why can't I? That was my first sour-grapes reaction to the news that the Black Eyed Peas singer has answered Avon's call to create a new fragrance for the direct cosmetics seller. It will be called — what else? — Fergie. What's so special about her aroma that the world would want to buy it, splash it on and adopt it as their own? Those rock musicians seem to perspire a lot on stage under blinding spotlights. I wouldn't want to get too close to any of them after a two-hour show.