Salma Hayek vs. Penelope Cruz

For centuries, men have debated the hotness and sexiness of Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz. Early Babylonian buildings depict mug shots of the two women facing each other, as if about to enter combat. During the Renaissance, painters and sculpters created works of great beauty for the woman they favored. And, of course, both Hayek and Cruz were allowed to fight to see who could sign the American Declaration of Independence, because our founding fathers thought they might kiss.