Tila Tequila Won’t Die and Padma Lakshmi Slept Around

Behold your new internet meme. Man running through snow storm with an ice cream cone. From the Washington Post under ‘Thundersnow’ rumbles across area. [MSDF]

American Idol producers are very good at manipulating viewers. They brought in a guy whose fiancee is brain-damaged. It would have been great if he sucked. [Popeater]

# You can’t get rid of Tila Tequila. Shawn Merriman failed to kill her and so did the Juggalos. Now she’s going to be on $#*! My Dad Says. [The Superficial]
# Here’s Willow Smith doing a shoot for Vanity Fair. How she got famous, I’ll never know. [Celebuzz]
# Padma Lakshmi wasn’t sure which billionaire was the father of her baby. Things just got interesting. [Bossip]
# Paris Hilton’s boyfriend could do four years in jail. Paris to patiently wait for his return. *Stifles laugh* [Celebslam]
# John Travolta had dinner with John Gotti Jr. Someone is about to get whacked. In the butt. [Celebitchy]
# Cheryl Burke was sexually abused by a retired mailman from the Bay Area. Okay, yikes. [CNW]
# Celebs get cold too. See? They can feel! [College Candy]
# Heidi Klum will write an advice column for Aol. First piece of advice? Stop being so ugly. [Daily Stab]
# Not sure why Holly Madison still gets invited to premieres. But, here you go. [Hollywood Rag]
# Diane Kruger in a backless dress at the Vogue Dinner. [MoeJackson]
# Good news. Cherly Cole got a tramp stamp, the international symbol for “girl who likes to have a good time.” [StarPulse]
# Irina Shayk gets all sexy in lingerie. [Popoholic]