Go away Penelope Cruz

Please can the exquisite, size-six actress Penelope Cruz stop saying: "I'm just like you" in that annoying L'Oreal advert.Penelope Cruz Latest Hairstyles And Fashion

Yes, we all know you're worth it, dear - at least £10million I reckon after all those hit movies. I'm not worth that, or anywhere near it, so you're not "just like" me at all. Nor any other woman I know.