* Why Dr. Dre is always pimping his headphones. [Bossip]
* Tila Tequila wants to be Charlie Sheen’s only goddess. Good luck with that. [The Superficial]
* Mel B has her own workout DVD but it sounds like a lot of work. I think I’ll just get a sandwich instead. [Lainey]
* Vanessa Hudgens flashes a lot of legs for her new movie. [Celebuzz]
* Charlie Sheen’s insanity got him a comic book. [Popeater]
* Abbie Cornish and Bradley Cooper hit up the Limitless premiere. [MoeJackson]
* Brangelina’s kids have now turned violent. [Celebitchy]
* Romanian singer Inna is topless in FHM. [GCeleb]
* NYT’s gang rape article in attempt to provide context implies the 11 year old victim asked for it. Oh and by gang raped I mean gang raped by 18 men. Holy crap. Yea, I’m sure she was asking for it. 11-year-olds and 20-somethings are all whores. [The Frisky]
* So Jennifer Love Hewitt has resigned herself to being alone for the rest of her life already? [Yeeeah]
* Carla Gugino and Rosario Dawson walk into a bar. That’s about it. [AB]
* Melissa Joan Hart has been reduced to promoting National Breakfast Day. [EvilBeet]
* Zach Galifianakis will be on SNL. Applause please. [TDW]
