Tila Tequila Wants To Be Charlie Sheen’s Goddess!

Charlie Sheen is on a wickedly disturbing media blitz….and guess who wants to join him on the “Winning” team, duh!

Apparently, Tila Tequila, who is obviously famous for nothing noteworthy, wants to jump on the Tiger Blood gravy train. Ugh. This midget troll will try to attach herself to just about anything, won’t she?

Listen Charlie, SHE’S A TROLL! Don’t do it!

Tila says that she wants to be known as one of Charlie’s goddesses. Actually, she wants to be the only goddess in his life.

That way, she can suck the life right out of him just like she allegedly did with Casey Johnson. Poor deceased Casey, who was mourned by this idiot who planted herself on a tree and smiling like a moron for the paparazzi. I mean, seriously, isn’t Charlie bad off enough that she doesn’t need to be added into the mix?

Also using Charlie for publicity points are Paris Hilton and Heidi Montag. Last week, Paris tweeted a friendly message to Charlie, saying, “@CharlieSheen Hey Neighbor, I think I might have #Tigerblood ;) and I’m definitely #Winning! Huge! Can’t wait to see #Sheen’s-Korner”

Heidi battled reports that she’s joining the new cast of Celebrity Rehab, by tweeting a message to Charlie. She said, “Tabloids said I was on #celebrityrehab? If I ever need rehab (I don’t), you’ll find me at #sobervalleylodge with @charliesheen yo!”